Saturday, September 22, 2007

Spiritual Prostitutes

According to a report over at Spiritual Pathways Ministries soon to be divorced "pastrix" Juanita Bynum is back on her feet after being beaten by her husband "Bishop" Thomas Weeks, and she's now ready to usurp the unique role of Christ as High Priest of His church and begin interceding on your behalf before the Almighty - just as soon as you cough up $200,000 for her new state of the art "threshing floor" (a.k.a. prayer room) that is.

For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; (1 Timothy 2:5)

And here all this time I thought there was One mediator between God and man, the Lord Jesus Christ. I don’t recently recall hearing of any “mediatrix” outside the Mary worshipping fringes of the heretical RCC, but I must say the prospect certainly is dizzying.

Perhaps pastrix-mediatrix Bynum should seriously consider an ecumenical alliance with the RCC since they’re usually up for some good heresy almost anytime of the day or night. Maybe then she could officially become a pastrix-mediatrix co-redemptrix, but I doubt the Pope would be agreeable to the idea of handing over his “Vicar of Christ” post to an upstart competitor for the title of anti-christ.

The blasphemy of pastrix-mediatrix co-redemptrix dual-divorcetrix Bynum is simply breathtaking. Between her blasphemous spiritual harlotry and Paula White’s blasphemous request for “atonement offerings” I can’t tell which of the two is the worse spiritual prostitute.

Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God. (Deuteronomy 23:18)